-Da aDam coDe-

-CountDown 2009-

2009-01-01T05:49:00.015+08:00

Here we backed again at the peak of Genting Highlands

to bid goodbye for 2008 and welcome a brand new year 2009

wishing for an astonishing and ‘smooth-going’ New Year ahead…

Our initial plan is to “eat as much as you can” at Terrace Coffee.

However, alas it’s quite costly at the first place and only limit us to dine til 9.30pm.

Too bad… because it’s almost half past 8 when we arrived at the City of Enterainment.

Thus we headed to Good Friends Restaurant instead....

Honestly, the food is not a real “kick” for me. They’re just an ordinary oriental Chinese food. Nothing truly special! A very common typical Chinese restaurant! If to honour this restaurant with STARS...

I would only give them 3 STARS...

After the meal, we gathered at outdoor of Highlands Hotel for

KeeWah’s advanced Birthday celebration. His birthday supposed to be 3rd Jan but what to do? Since all of us "busy" and "not available" on that day, so had an earlier celebration special for him.

The atmosphere is so ‘mighty cold’ out there...

For his birthday, we bought combination of cakes and tarts (The Mocha Choc, Tiramisu, Cheese Cakes and fruits and strawbery Tarts)

We had to use or hand to withstand the strong wind and ensured the candles keep burning!

We thought of buying a whole cake but very unfortunate because we could only purchase the whole cake if we make an order one day before the event.

But after all, I still think that it's quite fun having a birthday celebration at the Peak, in addition of 'freezing' weather. We found a bench somewhere in front of Highland Hotel it's time for "Birthday Song". Then as usual, the time to make a wish (or wishes)...

Next after blowing the candle... of course itls the moment to ... I dunno specifically what to call that.

But just don't contaminate the cake is good enough... "wink" Luckily he didn't destroy the cake and managed to keep the cake best in shape or else I bet nobody would dare to eat it...

"ShekShir 'hand-fed' KeeWah with strawberry Tart"

So after all the "must-do" birthday protocol...we had some photo session with Birthday Boy...What could I say? ShekShir really love to hold Tarts.

Maybe thats her Fave gua..

Worry others will eat her share...

I again Guessed only.... After that, apa tunggu lagi?

We makan the cakes and totally ignored the birthday boy!!

We were so hungry til we thought of eating ChiaYong as well...Hahaha makan cakes is the most important part and celebration is only minor case, I guessed. Kidding! Winks ;-P

However, we were not that cruel though.

Although we were like kids fighthing for cakes.. we did left some for him. Hmmh he look so pathetic having his birthday cake at the road side.

Know what? When i saw this photo...It reminded me of the Hungry Ghost Festival.

You feel the same way too? Why not?

The cakes are placed on the bench and waiting for the "ghosts" to serve...

Somemore at the roadside... Hahaha. As the chinese Sying goes

"Choy!!!.. Tai Kat Lai Si"

"Spit saliva and say again"

and the "angmoh" used to say...

.....TouchWOOD.....

Okay, what comes next? Hmmh not a Bowl Dance of me and him of course...

It's time for "Cake Fight"...

The crowd must thought we're fella from Tanjung Rambutan because we kept making lots of noise and play "eagles catch chicks" game.

We're the eagles and KeeWah is the chick.

Mission is to 'make up' chicken's face with Cake's Cream...

Damn if the Bandaraya fella are out there... We sure kena saman for "dirtying" the roadside...

What a waste yea?? Need money to buy one ar... Much more expensive that Secret Recipe ar...

After the Birthday Celebration, it was almost 11pm and people started to crowd outside of Highland Hotel. Waiting for the countdown and fireworks...

There's many "road show" to see...

Really a city of entertainment. In order to make the crowd heat up... We really felt "membara" by MR Fire

He was there to challenge Dhalsim from Street Fighter.

Showing off his Dhalsim's Stunt. Haha. Well I confirmed the crowd really enjoy his show.... See the Tall clowns behing him? Hmmh these 3 hilarious clowns really entertaining and bring lots of laughters to the children over there.... The children are very naughty and kept on pulling their pants. Hahahaha...

We never miss the chance to take a photo with 3 of them too...

Approx 11.50pm, we were ready for the countdown for a new 2009....

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!!!

And then the fireworks started to play...

The firewroks show was so damn nice... (This is not photo taken that night- I saved it from google image actually)

I couldn't express by words the feelings I had when I observed the fascinating fireworks... It was like "meteor rain" and the SKY right above me... was so... (Dunno which vocab to use)

At first i tried to include the video we took but due to reason unknown, i Failed to upload it... Sigh.....

I thought of earning some money after the countdown...

But I LOST RM100 to MR LIM...

Damn!

MY NEW YEAR RESOLUTION??!!

I got all in me...

GoodBye All The F**K in History and Welcome a HappY NEw Year

Clubbing for Xmas

2008-12-26T02:39:00.025+08:00

There's always a distance between me and "Clubbing"

I presumed there's no chemistry and no magnetic reaction between us

Far more important...

(1) I ain't a good dancer (I'm Robotic)

(2) I'm not an alcoholic (yet)

(3) I'm not belong to "seafood's community" (La... La.. La...)

(4) Definately going wild is so not me...

-So called X-Mas Celebration -

My coursemates and I decided to go clubbing at the beach... Unfortunately have to minus the possibility of scanning bikini babes... So here we are the Beach Club Cafe in Kuala Lumpur...

Right opposite the Beach Club Cafe is another clubbing hotspot so-called Thai Club & Bistro. Initially, we couldn't make a decision of the club "worth-entered". Thai Club versus Beach Club.

Which is more happening and most important "budjet-less".

At last, we opted to Beach Club and rejected Thai Club. Simple reason! Thai club gives a fabulous promotional package. See the sexy standing over there?!!

Free "ah kua service" per entry.

No thanks, of course!! Haha!!

Joke aside. Frankly, it's due to the dancing floor is closed on that night. And from the outside of Beach club, we could feel the heat! The hype! The crowd! As the chinese saying goes, 'People mountain, people sea'. So we headed to Beach Club instead. And not forgetting to mention we're indeed the Beach Cowboys and Cowgirls that night!

At the entrance, we had to first stamped our hand to mark us as "Beach Cowboys and Cowgirls". Which hand is mine? Not the one pointing "International language" but look at the Hair-rich ones! So we were in! After few glasses of Vodka, few bombastic songs entertained by Superfriends Band. It's the time for a little "move it move it". Yeah.... HunJiat senorita with her bootylicious!

Who says Geneticist couldn't shake their bon bon?

Some even perfectly danced with their very own style. The Son Goku, Kame Hame Ha Style. Fantastic isn't it? ChiaYong and Siew Pey- Amazing combination! Siew Pey is a "Girl Power" type of girl. At particular times, she did something wacky too. She has the world in her hand! Great in imitating Mrs. Smith! Yeah, she has Angelina Jolie's sexy lips... "wink" ;-)

If talk about this extraordinary girl, I have to write a biography of hers.

She will never let people surrounding her to influence her to accomplish her snapshot. See? Still maintain her pose even though I tried to attack her with chair! Impressive!

She is a cool girl!

She is very sporting. I could say the most sporting so far i've met! If you want her to be serious, she could be so serious. Well this photo I have no idea what they were dealing with! I assumed the converstaion is something like this.

ChiaYong: Lenglui, you think your head can fit in this bucket?

Siew Pey: Don't dare me ok! I'll prove to you I can make it!

Ooopss she really did it! She make it! to put her head into the bucket. Sometimes power girl has kawaii side too.

KeeWah and Siew Pey both are the 'oldest' among us but still pose like Kindergarten DownSyndrome children. Sigh!!! No offence! HahahaNo matter what, she is out-soing! Very open-minded and without her voice, 50% of the hype is gone! Sometimes she treated me cold by shooting me with her bazooka's mouth. Perhaps she dislikes me. (I guessed because I'm not LamFung). Sighhh even HunJiat and KeeSoon seemed to ignore us in this photo! Sad case!

Hmmmh obviously No! They were probably looking at the different camera. Yeap our turn for a revenge! They smiled, we frown a.k.a act cool (kononnya).

That night was real Wild!

I accidently hugged Sek Shir! How sweet! Hope your Bf will not kill me for that...

and accidently 'kiss' KeeWah.

For both of you, accident always occured unexpectedly (Purposely). So sorry, not my fault, Blame the Vodka! "wink" :-)

Clubbing just ain't great without this 3 Hot Mamas

and the party get more merrier with my "HenTai"... Errrr... I mean my Hengtai! G3 (Errr featuring HunJeat)

That night, I felt myself was so "wanted" death or alive by others I thought they wanted to"take advantages" on me when I was in minor drunk condition! But I was totally thinking too much! See the blue pointed arrows bove my head?? Trying to make fun of me yea? I didn't realise when and how they put two pieces of cotton wool on my head. Siggh ended up many of my photos look like this...

I couln't figure out which gatal hand "vandalised" the Xmas tree deco and put in on top of my head! Must be her. Hehe!

Hmmh probably we love to play with cotton wool...

There's one photo of me and KeeSoon "picking our nose for treasure" Very clear, KeeSoon was the past tense and me, the present tense! Awful but Cool!

The night is still young....

I thought it ended just like that....

After the clubbing things go wilder....

We drove to Genting Highland at mid-night for "'Blow Blow Wind" purpose!

Ahh Haahh... Really an astonishing experience! It was damn f***king cold up there! I couldn't believe my old car could 'climb up the hill'!

Applaused for Isawara!

The Outing was fantastic but however really "wallet pain".... I was still wondering... If that night i went to Casino with ChiaYong, could I amplify the money!??!! Wakaka! Nevermind... Next Time.....

We reached KL around 8am and slept like pig til late evening...

and guess what? The party ain't gonna lead to a full stop! We had our Steamboat PArty for Xmas!

Merry Xmas everybody

~Panasonic AmbassaDor~

2008-12-18T21:20:00.030+08:00

Job: Panasonic Ambassador
Venue: Jusco 1 Utama
Working Hour: 12-10pm

Duration: 5th Dec 08 - 18th Jan 2009 (weekend ONLY)

Whenever I told my friends about this Freelance job. Their reaction would be the same

"Whaooozzzz.....! Panasonic Ambassador!!!

I assumed and DREAMed....

Such a Glamor name yea? Don't you think so?

But in fact I'm nothing more but a Flyers Distributor!

Two Missions

1st: Distribute Leafets

2nd: Gift Redemption (NIKE T-Shirt)

I would have to say...

"Hi sir/madam, Panasonic is having a Xmas/CNY promotion. So if you purchase RM2000 and above of AV products, you'll entitled to get a Free Nike T-shirt. Please check out our leaflets for promotional packages"

The Promotion

LCD, Plasma TV, Home theatre set, Hi-Fi and other Audio Visual devices that related to sight and sound

The Selling Floor

Beside Panasonic,

the other brands i.e. Aquos, Philips, Sony Bravia and LG are also "under one roof"

Appearance...

Point 1. Gel your hair

Point 2. SHAVE Please

Point 3. Panasonic uniform

Point 4. A Watch to ensure i always on time for makan and balik

Point 5. A white shirt inside to avoid uniform from abominable stench caused by sweat due to only one uniform provided

Talking about my Job Scope?

Frankly speaking, it is indeed a Senang Job actually! Beside distributing the leaftlets, we have to give little explanation to the customers about Panasonic promotion. And if they Pruchase > RM2000 of AV products, we will give them a FREE NIKE T-shirt.

Since we're standing at the selling floor, many customers would mistaken that we're the promoter and would bombarded us with many questions regarding the differences between Plasma and LCD. So we have no choice but to serve them. Although this is not our Job Scope! And not our responsibility.

To overcome, it's easy...

For example, if a customer asking about SONY product, I would say

"Sorry sir, Im under Panasonic!"

If a customer ask about Panasonic product, I would say

"Sorry sir, I just a flyers distributor"

See? Senang rite?

When there's No customer its "Stealing Bone Time"

(Malay Version)

or in the Chinese Version

It's time for "Snake"

(1) You can "Boil porridge" or SMS with loves one

(2) You can sit awhile if you're exhausted standing for too long hour

(3) and also day dreaming for the arrival of white horse prince

(4) When leg pain, take off your shoe and let your toes have a little excecise

(5) If sleepy just Yawn but make sure you cover up your face with flyers

(6) If still feel that time is slow moving then you can go to Toilet for a visit

(7) The Bonus part of this Job is you can watch Free Movie with Full of Style!! Hehe

Some customers really treat the selling floor like a "F.O.C CINEMA" Some will eat ice-cream while watching movie....

Housewives who love window shoping can dump their children here and shop peacefully without their children kakacaucau! The kid will sit diam diam and enjoy their movie...

Some housewives lagi keng! They even throw their husband here. Some more extreme cases, sampai bawa kerusi and sit in front of the Plasma TV. Kakak memanggg bijak....

At the end of the day, we have to calculate the

total sale and total Shirt given out as our record.

Finally SMS supervisor to inform about the total sales and Shirts given out.

Now you really see it, don't you?

I told ya my Job is damn Senang wan!

About the payment??!! ~RM100 per Day~

14 working days

-RM1400-

~PaNaSiowNic-No ideas For Life~

Note: Sorry AMY for using you as model... You did a great Job anyway! Thanks

-Niu Ze Xui-

2008-12-09T00:36:00.016+08:00

Heard of This Place??!!

Cow

Car

Water

No idea??!!

Me, Kee Wah & Xue-U

3 ma-lat-lou got nothing better to do so we headed to

-Niu Ze Xui-

With only RM2.00 Parking Ticket

We started our exploration....

There's variety of shoplots for "window shopping" Some shop's name is very keng wan

Some even worse and weird too... Oh my! Sex on the beach??!! My brain couldn't stop imagine about this!

It's a spooky place with Scary Monsters! Don't underestimate their ability or else Watch Out Ya HEAD

S.O.S my HEAD!!

It's a place where Superhero get defeated by a small kid

Feeling abit hungry! So we had our dinner at FULLHOUSE Cafe

A warm welcome from Santa at the entrance

Indeed is a great and unique Cafe with "White" as the theme Beautifully Decorated It's Clean with a tranquil dining EnvironmentAnd Quite Posh-Look too Notice the Cool Albino Lady there? After a little wacky modification! Haha! Joke aside!

So now come to the mealThe Design of the menu is a bit "kiddy" I guess

I ordered Wok Shear Chicken Chop I finished all up and Thumb Up!! This is a Cafe that I Strongly recomended for couples who love to have a different and romantic dinner! Sweet! Perhaps!

After the dinner, we walk down memory lane back to the time when we were kid

"DisneyLand of Malaysia"

Nah! Dream again!

It's "Festive Fun-tasy"

We have to first purchased RM10.00 voucher for entrance-Here are some snapshots of the Disney characters-

Mickey & Friends

Winnie The Pooh & Friends

Finding Nemo

The Lion King Lilo & Sticth Bambi Dumbo, Marie and Chip and DalesBuzz Wall-E and Lilo

-There's many individual Statues of Disney characters too-

Mickey Mouse

Goofy

Donald Duck

and macam-macam ada....

Only one doubt I would like to speak out...

Lets us look at Minnie and also Daisy Why on earth Disney would ever copyright Maryln Monroe's killer Pose??!!

Besides all the cartoons characters, not forgetting to introduce The High School Muscical 3 Hahaha! She is a Rexona supporter! Yea I'm nutt! Haha!

With the RM10.00 voucherI bought 1X cup of sweet corn 2X Waffle and 1 mineral water

As I was enjoying my Waffle... Guess What!! Ju-On Turn Up....

Better Believe it!!

Steal Santa's Limelight

2008-12-05T21:20:00.013+08:00

What’s in the Santa Bag?

Let's zoom in closer

More Closer

Yeah you're almost there

Proudly introducing

M&M's Milk chocolate and Peanuts Samples

Each packet comes with multi-color chocs that definately will melt you away

See no matter how long they're in my hand, it's real that

~M&M's Melt in Your Mouth Not in Your Hand~

For this coming X-mas, Mr Santa is on leave for a Honeymoon trip with his dear dear

So here I'm

-Profile-

Name: Sandam

Costume: Yellow shirt and cap

Prop: A bag of M&Ms samples

Shoutout: ~OH ~OH ~OH Merry X-Mas

Greeting: Wishes everyone with a wonderful YELLOW X-mas

With my "Warmest Heart"

(Built up approximately with 500 M&Ms samples)

Together with my "Gracious Smile"

(Hehe more like Evil's smile)

I will take over his honoured job!

Siggh! More like a Criminal Thief

-Sorry Santa for stealing your limelight-

~Insomnia Blues~

2008-12-05T03:32:00.016+08:00

Something haunting me tonight

Not this one

Not this one either

Enough of Ju-On.

Its not something spooky

And of Course

not something Erotic too

-PErTUbaTioN-

What’s the logic behind the

theory of life??

-LiFE oH LiFe-

Sometimes its make you FeELup up up up UP

and you go

~ah ~ah ~ah ~ah ~ah
however

Many times it will make you FeELDOWN Down Down Down Down Down

and you go

~Arghh ~Arghh ~Arghh ~Arghh ~Arghh ~Arghh

-Life is a Race Track-

If rabbit didn’t fall asleep, will tortoise win the race??

Never!

Unless…

via “dirty” way. “No strategy No victory”

What a wonderful phrase in reality

Life is all about taking advantages, benefits,
Give and take?

I would say

“take take take and take”

-Life is part of Drama-

Life is the “stage”

Either

a great applause
Or a stannding ovationBut who really cares??!!
We’re the impostors
We’re the audiences

even though life is full of dramas but there's

No "NG"

No "Take Two"

No Turning back

~Insomnia Blues~

I could feel something ...

I believe a strong aura coming my way….
Something evil...

Something called "the return"
Not being pessimistic but this “Dejavu” never ends...
Conflict and complication...

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

~ZZZ~

-Teeth Duplication-

2008-11-28T02:46:00.009+08:00

Date: 26th Nov 2008
Time: 3.00pm (15 min)
Venue: Dentistry Faculty of University Malaya
Mission: Teeth Duplication??!!

Dentist in charge: Dr. Omar Nabil

-Procedures-

1. Add 3 scoop of alginate powder and water.

2. Incorporate alginate powder and water by mixing the mixture thoroughly to ensure a homogenous and smooth mix is obtained

3. Pour the alginate impression onto trays

4. Place the impression tray into the mouth

5. Leave alginate impressions in at least 2 minutes for more accurate impression

5. Remove the impression tray

and then Gargle

6. Kautim!

SMILE Lah...

=My Teeth Impression=

While other required JUST ONE SHOT to obtain their teeth's impression

but the unfortunate me required -3 Attemptssss- to get an accurate alginate impression for my upper arch!

How does it TASTE like??!!

~Feeling like chewing BUBBLE GUM~

Wondering why I have to make an alginate impression of my own teeth??!!

As I overheard unclearly the conversation between my friends and Dr. Omar

about the research he carried out

Out of curiosity...

Adam: Eh, why Dr. Omar took our teeth impressions for?

ACC: I’m not sure wor… but he said...

Chinese’s teeth are "monkey-like"Adam: What??!! Monkey-like??

Waloeh! Insulting isn't it??!!

How can you compare Chinese's teeth to Mr.MonKey below??

Are you serious?!!

Being inquisitive, I directly asked Dr. Omar for a clearer clarification

-OIC-

It’s "Mongol-like" lah

Not "monkey-like"

BIG SIGHHHH

“Mongol-like” or Mongoloid in fact is a racial category to describe the appearance of East Asian peoples...

The truth is Dr. Omar needed 100 Teeth Impressions samples from Mongoloid, Caucasoid and Negroid for his research purposes!

Beside getting a new experience for making my own Teeth Impression

Within 15min I earned

RM15.00

HAHAHA NO FREE LUNCH IN THIS WORLD... MONEY NOT ENOUGH!

(Frankly this is the Main reason I went for this Teeth impression)

Have you guys watched this movie before ?

COMING SOON IN CINEMA.....

-QUARANTINE 2-

Yeah I know I look SCARYyyYY>>>>>

-Mr.Baoz's SpokePerson-

2008-11-23T18:08:00.015+08:00

Take a Closer Look...

What's Your Guess??!!

Big Apple Donuts?

Or JCO Donuts?

In fact non of the above! They are actually Bao!

If you're tired of Donuts that makes you a Nut?

Tired of monotonous bao we used to have in the chinese restaurant?

Perhaps you should try out this one... Mr. Baoz is quite happening in Taiwan and now its here in Malaysia-Pavilion! What's makes it so special, i believe is nothing else but the...

-Diversity of Baoz-

Nothing wrong with your eyes...

Aren't they look similar to Donuts??!!

- My Say-

First and for most, Mr.Baoz ain't paying me any penny for promoting their Baoz!

I'm not their spokeman either.

However, as a consumer...Why not have a try on these 'newbies' in Malaysia?!

A plagirism??!! A competition with Big Apple?

A Chinese Delicacies?

A Sedap Yum Yum Baoz?

Feeling little Hungry now?

Tempting and Looks Delicious aren't they?

Look!! I finished them up! Empty plates!

-The Price and The Choices-

Woaz many choices to pick! "Finger linking good" Quoted from KFC

They are having promotion too! Then "What's ya flava?!" Baskin Robin

Worth paying or not??!! It's your say! But it's definately Worth Trying!

Now come to the most important part!

-The Bill-

The best part is there's is NO Service Charge and Goverment Tax!

-Spokeperson??-

This photo look similar pose to the previous one but indeed I'm eating different Baoz! Hey Mr.Baoz! You can consider hiring me as your spokeman!!

Haha! I think you really gotta pay me for promoting ya Boaz! Joking!

If I'm not the suitable ones.....

Why not Amy Yip Chi-Mei be the spokewoman??!!In fact she has the real potential! When people around the world especially chineses mentioned her name! One thing creep smoothly into our mind! I'm 100% sure this time...Her Boobs are the Baos (Yip Chi-Mei Bao)

The REAL BIGGGGGGG ones

This marketing strategy I predict could attract more and more customers...
However If she really become the spokewoman, then Mr. Baoz should ensure their Bao should be proportional to the spokewoman's Boobs! Should make it bigger!

I'm 300% sure this time that the below shoutouts will no longer Exist...

"Mr.Baoz but 吃不饱 (Eat Not Full)"

-The 5 Lessons-

2008-11-21T01:42:00.009+08:00

Today as I was leisurely walking and taking my bird’s eye view around 1 Utama with my friend just to fill our ample time before “The Coffin” started. Not really an impressive one!I came across two outlets that I used to work before, Padini Authenthic and G2000.

An experience to share and 5 lessons to learn

As I was a sales assistance of Padini Authentic, I was trained by Miss Pigeon (a secondary messenger). She really guided and taught me lots to become a professional sales assistance. Thus I paid highy respect on her! Even though she is sometimes quite strict but I knew her motive is to turn me into an excellent sales assistant. Indeed I was touched when she credited me as a real potential in the making. Felt honoured and really motivating. Her words are the spur to make me work harder!

After months working under Padini, then I transferred to G2000 outlet for better pay, I had to adapt to the new environment for instance a new system! Well human nature, they love to compare and contrast ‘new and old’. It’s my mistake to tell Miss Pigeon about the working environment in G2000. It’s my mistake to make comparison of her guidance and G2000 senior sales assistance’s guidance. Again my mistake to grumble when thing goes wrong!

It happened to me when Miss Gorilla (named not based on size) in G2000 sarcastically bombarded me questions asking me what “small reports” I had given to Miss Pigeon. Sigh! Now only I know Miss Gorilla worked under Miss Pigeon before. Miss Gorilla was trained by Miss Pigeon previously. Finally, I realized that Miss Pigeon told Miss Gorilla about my complains and also edited version!

Sadly, what make me frustrated is… I hate to eat “death cat”. I admit I did make comparison between the system and professionalism of G2000 and Padini Authenthic. But I had never ever ever complained about my colleagues! I remembered Miss P asked me if there’s parasitic collegues in G2000. I said “No they’re very helpful indeed”

But how come Miss Gorilla claimed that I complained about my colleagues? Damn it! Do not let me eat “death cat”! I could only make few inferences here; 1st perhaps Miss Pigeon added salt added vinegar in the meal? Or Perhaps Miss Gorilla purposely added more Ajinomotto??!!

Miss Gorilla also sarcastically directly shooting me by saying “Why we both came from the same sifu, but Miss Pigeon trained me so good and trained out such product like you?” Sweat!!!

-THE 5 LESSONS-

Lesson 1:

Do Not Grumble When Thing Goes Wrong!

If you wish to, be Wise to whom you should tell and whom you shouldn’t!

Lesson 2:

Those you highly Respect would end Up Stabbing your Back too!

Especially typical Homosapien who see ghost use ghost’s language and see human use human’s language. Better to be no one’s Dog and involve no politic games if you do not have multiple masks!

Lesson 3:

Act as though you’re stupid, know nothing! Ask more questions and make
superiors feel they’re indeed higher rank and different league than you! But, in fact you’re acting pig eat tiger

Lesson 4:

Whatever criticisms from ‘superior’, just swallow them and assume they’re
singing Opera!

It might be hurt feelings sometimes but no matter hatred or anger,
hold your ‘Qi’ and fart them out! Apply reverse psychology!

Lesson 5:
Hold strong to the Malays saying, “Sabar separuh daripada iman”

and take a deep breath and tell your self...

It’s just Temporary only…

Focus your own things and do it right!

-我忍-

BOMBarded SAboTagE

2008-11-18T00:42:00.022+08:00

It started on Nov the 13th. “The night is still young for Dr Jenni’s notes”, I pleased myself. Thinking of having a break for myself after the ‘nonsense’ paper I did that morning. I signed in MSN for instance. Peculiarly, many unknown users added me. So without second thought I added them instead. As casual acquaintance, it began with normal Hi and a bit of self-introduction. Next was the fantastic part. One of them asked me whether I’m a UM student. So again I thought perhaps he is one of the UM student too. Of course “Yea”

Then my turned asked them, where they got my MSN address. Weird enough, most of them told me the same answer “tt”. First equation came to my mind,
tt = Tata = Byebye

I wouldn’t suspect anything special about this equation if only one feedback. However all of the unknown chatters synchronously replied me with the same identical answer! Dam! Things get more complicated. Then I asked one of this fella, what is so-called “tt”??!! He replied me TT1069. With an immediate response, I Google for “TT1069”…

Shocked! Cold Sweat! Freaking! Hot! What the hell of this TT1069 forum related to me? Jesus! It's Gay Forum website...

So I asked one of them for a link to this to this Forum: http://www.tt1069.com/bbs/thread-449076-23-1.html. Of course you need to open an account before access into this forum. So me and my friend, we created a mock account and accessed into the forum. Guess what??!!! A really amazing discovery!

Note: Sorry if its unclear.

My mind switched off for that moment, straightaway gave way to mixture of feeling anger, nonsense, humiliated, disgraced and totally loosing my pride!!
I’m 300% confirmed that the bastard who created all this must be someone from my social web. Let me assigned the anonymous as ‘It”.

It created an account with username: adam_ng and immitated me to post into 成人交友區 (Friends Search Forum). Abusing my real name Adam Ng, my real MSN address and also my Friendster's profile link.... Dam! Now I got the whole picture! No wonder so many guys added me. Wow my market value not BAD!

Some Funny Things to Laugh Out Loud:
1st spot:
Lucky enough my contact number is incorrect for the last 3 digits, but 420 indeed is my UM matric number. Another great Wow! Dam it! It even remembered my ID number??!!!

2nd spot:
For my height and weight. I’m 172 cm (not much difference from 173cm though) and of course not 75 kg??!! I realize im gaining weight and look “oilly fleshy meaty” but actually I was below 70kg ok??!! Dam! Don’t think I so heavy la.. shit!

3rd spot:
My hometown should be Sabak Bernam la. Not Damansara!

4th spot:
For the MSN address and Friendster’s profile…. Haiizz no doubt it's authenthic me, myself and I! No wonder so many anonymous added me! Hope they wouldn't recognise my face. Pray hard!

5th spot:
Oh my god! Under the 'people i'm searching for'. It stated: either, as long as there is somebody can have sex with me??!!” And summary stated: i need bf desperately??!!

Dam what you think I’m? You think I got nothing else better to do than...

"service for nation"?

Isit too envy of The Chicken Rice Shop and now i Fuckingly have to open

The Duck Rice Shop? Taukeh itik ar??

Or isit kind-hearted people busy organising blood donating campaigns and I Fuckingly kind-hearted with

my own sperm donating campaign?

Or isit as the aunties are busy involving in botox business and i'm Fuckingly with my "buttock business"?? DamFuck you!

Aside from the Forum post. What more frustrating is after realising there is also a created profile of me in that Forum which is a real attention-grabbing. Ironically, all the profile written in Chinese! Haihhz.... It really didnt know that I'm not chinese educated??!! Even when I go to karaoke i need an assistant beside me to read out the chinese lyrics as i'm singing. Then how am i supposed to fill up so many chinese details there? Irony enough! A joke! A mistake!

It stated in my personal shout out: “我很丑，但是我很淫荡” (I’m ugly yet I’m horny). Haha. Remind me of Stephan Chow’s quote from one of his old-time movie. “冰果淫荡啊，我淫荡! 冰果淫荡啊，我淫荡!”(Who horny? It’s me horny…Who horny? It’s me horny!!) I love this part! Seriously. Laugh out loud when my friend translated for me!

-Highlighted of hilarious personal details-

The build: 熊（胖）Bear (fat)
The size: 大号 (Big size)
The behavior (1 sissy to 10 man): 7
The face (1 ugly to 10 good look): 3
Occupation: Student
Pecuniary condition: 西餐 (western food)

-My comments-

Bear?? Whatbear??!! Teddy Bear??!!!!

Could be a Green Green exposing his Manhood bear??

or perhaps a Seminaked bear bear??

Nah! in It mind. I think this would be me! An Ugly Fat Big Size Hairy Bear! Wow It even know i'm hairy? Mysterious and amazing enough!

Dam It! How could you rate me 3 out of 10 mark for my look!!?? Im so ugly ar? Hahaha. Perhaps ugly in It eyes but perfect in other eyes? Wakaka. The behaviour 7 mark is ok lo! Hahaha... Well weird weird, even the profile stated i'm not good looking enough and big size. A question come into my mind... "Why still so got guys wanted to add me?"

Perhaps for One Night Stand!

As for the pecuniary condition! What to do "western food" with financial status??!! Sorry. My mistake for blaming people who english proficiency is NIL out of 10.

Well after all, the post had been deleted. Thank God! Why it being deleted? Whoever makan the wasabi, dia rasa pedasnya... Thanks for your sabotage. Why on earth got such mouliu kid who like to play this kind of game? Nothing else better to do ar??!! Stop spoiling my imagine! How to cari makan like that??!! And please Don't use dirty method if you extremely anti me!

Dam I know who you are! Watch out! A Real Fucker!!!

Son Of Bitch For Sale

2008-10-19T11:08:00.000+08:00

-Son of Bitch for SALE-

“爱我, 哄我, Sayang 我” (Love me, pamper me, Sayang me)

Only required one year contract for tender loving care…

Name: Son of Bitch (SOB)
Species: Unknown
Age: Brain of 5 years old kid
Features: Green-eyed, No gut, No Brain
Temperament: Small gas, sensitive, dependant, babyish, bad-tempered and so forth…

Special Feature:
With a great memory tends to remember its master daily routine…
Swimming 1X
Steamboat 1X
Badminton 4X
Movies….. And so forth

# Be Aware#
Ironically, if a year contract is to be disobeyed...
Feeling of abandoned, anger and hatred started to creep in! watch out for the multiples tactics to get back master’s attention!

Started with something small so-called psychology game

Outcome 1: Angry and merajuk
Outcome 2: Bark, Bark and bark

Outcome 3: Cry for sympathy… 扮可怜，搏同情 (act pity for sympathy)
Outcome 4: Beg and beg for continuation of a year contract Remark: It's nature or Drama??!! Who says 好狗不挡路? (good dog no block road)

If fail in psychology game, it continues with something BIG

Play Food Boycott
Outcome: Still eating though…
Remark: Totally spoon-fed! Food need to be served right in front of it! The food given by master will be ignored and rejected initially showing its dissatisfaction and irritation. What a cool dog! But hours later, when tummy ‘echoes’ … it will naturally beg for food!

If fail, Play Runaway
Outcome: Still there though….
Remark: Excellent attempt for not once but several times!! If there’s gut in you, please let me see a real runaway!

If still Fail, Play Hide and Seek in the park
Outcome: Lost and found
Remark: Quoted from Ben “Lost and found, a gift and more important a lesson.” But to me, a little modification has to be done on the quote; “Lost and found, a mistake and more important a catastrophe”

If again Fail, Play Apoptosis
Outcome: Still alive anyway. Still breathing, still can eat, and still can bark though….
Remark: Sometimes dog reach their breaking point too. A traumatized dog wanted to commit suicide but fail??!! Suicide or just another Mock??!! Suicide is just a laughing matter when it deals with charcoal!!?? Please try this next time...

If all Fail, changed mission to disturb not only the master but others too…

Play barking at midnight
The outcome: Disturb people’s sleeping time
Remark: Stop all the ‘monkey-drama”! F**k off and stop barking!

If Fail, play Thief game
Outcome: Creep into other’s territory and stole other’s belonging
Remark: An abhorrent crime. Please respect other’s privacy! Who’s calling who a thief??!!

Conclusion: An extraordinary mad dog. Allow me to mark from Dr Chan words, even dogs feel disgraced and shameful as they’re being compared with SOB. Why not? SOB is definitely much much more lower rank than a dog. Much more Cheaper… Much more nauseating. Avalanche of Bull Shits!

“ Who let’s the Son of Bitch out??!! Woof woof woof woof…

Faith in Hope...

2008-10-10T02:03:00.000+08:00

The subject of love is one that could scarcely be evaded. Whether or not you claim to be mesmerized in it, from the moment you’re alive, you’re bound firmly to be concerned with love because love is, in reality, an intensification of one’s voyage, a gift, and a completeness of life....

To love is to encompass every single element, from trust to worth, from endurance to acceptance, and nevertheless from heart to heart… If and only if, genuine is the notion you cling to. The dark side love could revolve from loyal into game, from hurt to hatred, from wound to abbesses, and from survival to death.

I survive, as I do have faith in even a very small degree of Hope…

-A hope barely understood-

A hope for a hope

For I still hope,

For again i hope,

As for the unrequited hope...

A hope for clear in mind

For eyes that couldn't see,

For brain that couldn't sense,

As for the heart that hardly peace...

A hope for genuine ones
For that is impossible,
For there’s a distance,
As for it is invisible…

A hope for the return
For there’s a chance,
For the lost ones,
As for the real love…

A hope for a change
For a better me,
For others,
As for the Future…

-He sent me two angels, a gift from heaven. But I lost them-

-The Scandal-

2008-10-04T14:14:00.000+08:00

Sex scandal in reality is one of the top, hottest and allure phenomenon all over the world. The nation are buzzing to obtain the reputable Mr. Chua’s sex video and still fresh in mind, the hundreds of private snapshot of Edison’s leisure time with his babies, and so fourth... All these scandals certainly steal the limelight of another scandal is about to reveal...

-The Doggie Muaksss Monkie??!!!-

Not that one obviously.. but THIS one..... Seriously....

------------COURT CASE-----------
Date: 20/09/2008

Time: No record. But its at night

Venue: Bukit Tinggi Berjaya Hill's Resort

The defendant: He is accused of a range of crimes, from sexual harassment to one nightstand. Proudly present.... Adam the Yellow??!!!

Adam says: All I can say, in defence of my actions, is that I am no doubt a victim of a miscarriage of justice ... This world is unfair! No equal treatment!

The Victims: To dearest....

The 1st victim: Miss Ya ShinShe says: "He is such a pervert!!! Turn him into eunuch instead!!! Cut Cut Cut!!

The 2nd victim: Miss Sze Yin

She says: "No comment... He makes my life miserable. He doesnt care about other feelings! Cruel! I used to be a cheerful person, but after the "inhuman" incident, I evolve into an emotionally unstable lady... Sentense him to Death"

The third victim: errrr Mc??!! He says: #%$&##%$#@@@### ....... (the ape's language). The humiliation drove the 3rd victim mad, resulting in lost of his own identity and currently is placed in psychiatric hospital for further treatment. The side effect: His sweetheart undergo meditation for the PEACE of Mind!
Mens Rea-Criminal intent: REVENGE !!

-The Bully- -The Isolation:Feeling out of group!-

-Too much of Bir causes unconcious mind-

CRIME I: Rape Case or One Night Stand???!!!

To the court, this version is told.......
Adam sings: "Come my lady, come, come my lady, You're my butterfly... Sugar baby..." But then we both shouted: "Yaaaaaaa maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Teeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......." But who knows the truth behind? The exact version should be.... Adam says: "Really want me to do such 'things'? Im guilty okay...." They shout: "Eeeeee.... Wait wait wait....Wear condom first...Banana flavor please!!! AIDS prevention!!"
Again they accused: "We both cried and cried and cried all night longs.... Trauma!!!!!" Thats too much from them. Shameful to speak it out in public, but to prove innocent, I had to tell the truth without hiding. The truth should be.... SzeYin says: "Eh, apa bau Busuk tu??!!" Yashin says: "Yerrrr... Petai + Durian!!!" Adam says: "Excuse me, Fart Time! Paiseh"
Adam's defense: A picture speaks a thousand words... Her smile tells it ALL.. so SOLID evidence.... she did it willingly... no coercsion!

- CRIME II: Two Cocks Standing -

To the Court, this version is told... MC says: " What the F***!!! He pushed me into the bathtub and ..... arrrggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" But Who knows the truth?? Adam's Defense: "The main CULPRIT -Mr.Sam bribed me for doing this CRIME!! His motif is to revenge for the great unrequited love AFFAIR!! And me doing all this to job to get money to pay my debt!

-The $$$ to pay debt for Ah Long-

-Their Forbidden Affair-

-THE END-

A heartful of appreciation to all that involve in this FALSE Sex Scandal CRIME. After all, this is just for Entertainment purpose. No Bad intention! So long and Farewell to Yan Ping who is now enjoying her life to the fullest in JAPAN. Miss you so much....

FriendShip NeveR END......

-Yan Ping, Hui Woon, Thim, YaShin, SzeYin-

-Sam, MC and me-

Secret Recipe's Cheese Cake Dillema

2008-10-03T00:44:00.000+08:00

Imagine… the desired Secret Recipe’s Cheese cake you’re enjoying halfway is snatched without any consent and hungrily devoured by others at the glimpse of time. Blood-boiling and heart burst into flames? I guessed so. Then, thousands of rhetorical questions buzzing in your mind… “What the F*** you’re stealing my cake?”, “What ‘new fresh carrot skin’ (Cantonese direct translation) in you to take away my cake?” and bla bla… But far more important, what is the action taken next? You might point your middle finger, turn into a foul-mouthed person and bombard that ass hole with international ‘fascinating’ words. You might curse the person to death or you might grab a knife and chop the person into pieces. Try to be as offensive as you could to release your anger. Again, I guessed so.

However, if you’re rational enough and able to control your emotion, will you nonchalantly head to the counter and purchase another cheese cake instead? This time, I don’t guess so. And I guess I’m right! As normal human being, we have our own limits, we do feel hurt and have our temper too...

Ironically, why on earth, there are many cakes available but the f**ker choose a cake initially eaten by me? I love to eat cheese cake very much... It's my fave! Is it due to additional of my saliva makes the cake taste nicer? Or I not deserved to eat from the very beginning because that person already reserves it earlier? Reservation is no wrong, but make sure you pay the bill first before you ‘come back later’. However, if only ‘in heart’ you craving to eat the cake and when people already purchased and eat it halfway, but you ‘wolfly’ took it away. Please, this attitude is damn ridiculous cheap!

I’m a kind of person that not willing to divide my share. If own something, I will ensure I own it 100%. Totally mine, no 50/50 business! You got your cake all by yourself, enjoy every single bite of it… finish it up! I played all my cards, no more Aces to play! The winner takes it all, the looser standing small… part of life! Egoism is the main activator whilst naivety will be the sub-motivator. Both elements interact to form perfect combination of an ‘absurd’ you. No doubt, a truly absurd you!

At once you coarsely swallowed the left-over cake into your stomach even though you knew that it is not belongs by you, in return you will have to bear the consequences; diarrhea or food poisoning… Mark my words, whatever the input you consumed, the “shit” is the only output anyway. Setting a time-bomb for yourself… go ahead! Fervently believe in Karma. It will come to you next…

No more Secret Recipe for me…. disappointed!