Son Of Bitch For Sale

-Son of Bitch for SALE-

“爱我, 哄我, Sayang 我” (Love me, pamper me, Sayang me)

Only required one year contract for tender loving care…

Name: Son of Bitch (SOB)
Species: Unknown
Age: Brain of 5 years old kid
Features: Green-eyed, No gut, No Brain
Temperament: Small gas, sensitive, dependant, babyish, bad-tempered and so forth…

Special Feature:
With a great memory tends to remember its master daily routine…
Swimming 1X
Steamboat 1X
Badminton 4X
Movies….. And so forth

# Be Aware#
Ironically, if a year contract is to be disobeyed...
Feeling of abandoned, anger and hatred started to creep in! watch out for the multiples tactics to get back master’s attention!

Started with something small so-called psychology game

Outcome 1: Angry and merajuk
Outcome 2: Bark, Bark and bark

Outcome 3: Cry for sympathy… 扮可怜，搏同情 (act pity for sympathy)
Outcome 4: Beg and beg for continuation of a year contract Remark: It's nature or Drama??!! Who says 好狗不挡路? (good dog no block road)

If fail in psychology game, it continues with something BIG

Play Food Boycott
Outcome: Still eating though…
Remark: Totally spoon-fed! Food need to be served right in front of it! The food given by master will be ignored and rejected initially showing its dissatisfaction and irritation. What a cool dog! But hours later, when tummy ‘echoes’ … it will naturally beg for food!

If fail, Play Runaway
Outcome: Still there though….
Remark: Excellent attempt for not once but several times!! If there’s gut in you, please let me see a real runaway!

If still Fail, Play Hide and Seek in the park
Outcome: Lost and found
Remark: Quoted from Ben “Lost and found, a gift and more important a lesson.” But to me, a little modification has to be done on the quote; “Lost and found, a mistake and more important a catastrophe”

If again Fail, Play Apoptosis
Outcome: Still alive anyway. Still breathing, still can eat, and still can bark though….
Remark: Sometimes dog reach their breaking point too. A traumatized dog wanted to commit suicide but fail??!! Suicide or just another Mock??!! Suicide is just a laughing matter when it deals with charcoal!!?? Please try this next time...

If all Fail, changed mission to disturb not only the master but others too…

Play barking at midnight
The outcome: Disturb people’s sleeping time
Remark: Stop all the ‘monkey-drama”! F**k off and stop barking!

If Fail, play Thief game
Outcome: Creep into other’s territory and stole other’s belonging
Remark: An abhorrent crime. Please respect other’s privacy! Who’s calling who a thief??!!

Conclusion: An extraordinary mad dog. Allow me to mark from Dr Chan words, even dogs feel disgraced and shameful as they’re being compared with SOB. Why not? SOB is definitely much much more lower rank than a dog. Much more Cheaper… Much more nauseating. Avalanche of Bull Shits!


“ Who let’s the Son of Bitch out??!! Woof woof woof woof…

Faith in Hope...

The subject of love is one that could scarcely be evaded. Whether or not you claim to be mesmerized in it, from the moment you’re alive, you’re bound firmly to be concerned with love because love is, in reality, an intensification of one’s voyage, a gift, and a completeness of life....

To love is to encompass every single element, from trust to worth, from endurance to acceptance, and nevertheless from heart to heart… If and only if, genuine is the notion you cling to. The dark side love could revolve from loyal into game, from hurt to hatred, from wound to abbesses, and from survival to death.

I survive, as I do have faith in even a very small degree of Hope…

-A hope barely understood-

A hope for a hope

For I still hope,

For again i hope,

As for the unrequited hope...

A hope for clear in mind

For eyes that couldn't see,

For brain that couldn't sense,

As for the heart that hardly peace...

A hope for genuine ones
For that is impossible,
For there’s a distance,
As for it is invisible…

A hope for the return
For there’s a chance,
For the lost ones,
As for the real love…

A hope for a change
For a better me,
For others,
As for the Future…

-He sent me two angels, a gift from heaven. But I lost them-

-The Scandal-

Sex scandal in reality is one of the top, hottest and allure phenomenon all over the world. The nation are buzzing to obtain the reputable Mr. Chua’s sex video and still fresh in mind, the hundreds of private snapshot of Edison’s leisure time with his babies, and so fourth... All these scandals certainly steal the limelight of another scandal is about to reveal...

-The Doggie Muaksss Monkie??!!!-

Not that one obviously.. but THIS one..... Seriously....

------------COURT CASE-----------
Date: 20/09/2008

Time: No record. But its at night

Venue: Bukit Tinggi Berjaya Hill's Resort

The defendant: He is accused of a range of crimes, from sexual harassment to one nightstand. Proudly present.... Adam the Yellow??!!!

Adam says: All I can say, in defence of my actions, is that I am no doubt a victim of a miscarriage of justice ... This world is unfair! No equal treatment!

The Victims: To dearest....

The 1st victim: Miss Ya ShinShe says: "He is such a pervert!!! Turn him into eunuch instead!!! Cut Cut Cut!!

The 2nd victim: Miss Sze Yin

She says: "No comment... He makes my life miserable. He doesnt care about other feelings! Cruel! I used to be a cheerful person, but after the "inhuman" incident, I evolve into an emotionally unstable lady... Sentense him to Death"

The third victim: errrr Mc??!! He says: #%$&##%$#@@@### ....... (the ape's language). The humiliation drove the 3rd victim mad, resulting in lost of his own identity and currently is placed in psychiatric hospital for further treatment. The side effect: His sweetheart undergo meditation for the PEACE of Mind!
Mens Rea-Criminal intent: REVENGE !!

-The Bully- -The Isolation:Feeling out of group!-

-Too much of Bir causes unconcious mind-

CRIME I: Rape Case or One Night Stand???!!!

To the court, this version is told.......
Adam sings: "Come my lady, come, come my lady, You're my butterfly... Sugar baby..." But then we both shouted: "Yaaaaaaa maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Teeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......." But who knows the truth behind? The exact version should be.... Adam says: "Really want me to do such 'things'? Im guilty okay...." They shout: "Eeeeee.... Wait wait wait....Wear condom first...Banana flavor please!!! AIDS prevention!!"
Again they accused: "We both cried and cried and cried all night longs.... Trauma!!!!!" Thats too much from them. Shameful to speak it out in public, but to prove innocent, I had to tell the truth without hiding. The truth should be.... SzeYin says: "Eh, apa bau Busuk tu??!!" Yashin says: "Yerrrr... Petai + Durian!!!" Adam says: "Excuse me, Fart Time! Paiseh"
Adam's defense: A picture speaks a thousand words... Her smile tells it ALL.. so SOLID evidence.... she did it willingly... no coercsion!

- CRIME II: Two Cocks Standing -

To the Court, this version is told... MC says: " What the F***!!! He pushed me into the bathtub and ..... arrrggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" But Who knows the truth?? Adam's Defense: "The main CULPRIT -Mr.Sam bribed me for doing this CRIME!! His motif is to revenge for the great unrequited love AFFAIR!! And me doing all this to job to get money to pay my debt!

-The $$$ to pay debt for Ah Long-

-Their Forbidden Affair-

-THE END-

A heartful of appreciation to all that involve in this FALSE Sex Scandal CRIME. After all, this is just for Entertainment purpose. No Bad intention! So long and Farewell to Yan Ping who is now enjoying her life to the fullest in JAPAN. Miss you so much....

FriendShip NeveR END......

-Yan Ping, Hui Woon, Thim, YaShin, SzeYin-

-Sam, MC and me-

Secret Recipe's Cheese Cake Dillema

Imagine… the desired Secret Recipe’s Cheese cake you’re enjoying halfway is snatched without any consent and hungrily devoured by others at the glimpse of time. Blood-boiling and heart burst into flames? I guessed so. Then, thousands of rhetorical questions buzzing in your mind… “What the F*** you’re stealing my cake?”, “What ‘new fresh carrot skin’ (Cantonese direct translation) in you to take away my cake?” and bla bla… But far more important, what is the action taken next? You might point your middle finger, turn into a foul-mouthed person and bombard that ass hole with international ‘fascinating’ words. You might curse the person to death or you might grab a knife and chop the person into pieces. Try to be as offensive as you could to release your anger. Again, I guessed so.


However, if you’re rational enough and able to control your emotion, will you nonchalantly head to the counter and purchase another cheese cake instead? This time, I don’t guess so. And I guess I’m right! As normal human being, we have our own limits, we do feel hurt and have our temper too...

Ironically, why on earth, there are many cakes available but the f**ker choose a cake initially eaten by me? I love to eat cheese cake very much... It's my fave! Is it due to additional of my saliva makes the cake taste nicer? Or I not deserved to eat from the very beginning because that person already reserves it earlier? Reservation is no wrong, but make sure you pay the bill first before you ‘come back later’. However, if only ‘in heart’ you craving to eat the cake and when people already purchased and eat it halfway, but you ‘wolfly’ took it away. Please, this attitude is damn ridiculous cheap!


I’m a kind of person that not willing to divide my share. If own something, I will ensure I own it 100%. Totally mine, no 50/50 business! You got your cake all by yourself, enjoy every single bite of it… finish it up! I played all my cards, no more Aces to play! The winner takes it all, the looser standing small… part of life! Egoism is the main activator whilst naivety will be the sub-motivator. Both elements interact to form perfect combination of an ‘absurd’ you. No doubt, a truly absurd you!

At once you coarsely swallowed the left-over cake into your stomach even though you knew that it is not belongs by you, in return you will have to bear the consequences; diarrhea or food poisoning… Mark my words, whatever the input you consumed, the “shit” is the only output anyway. Setting a time-bomb for yourself… go ahead! Fervently believe in Karma. It will come to you next…

No more Secret Recipe for me…. disappointed!