Son Of Bitch For Sale

-Son of Bitch for SALE-

“爱我, 哄我, Sayang 我” (Love me, pamper me, Sayang me)

Only required one year contract for tender loving care…

Name: Son of Bitch (SOB)
Species: Unknown
Age: Brain of 5 years old kid
Features: Green-eyed, No gut, No Brain
Temperament: Small gas, sensitive, dependant, babyish, bad-tempered and so forth…

Special Feature:
With a great memory tends to remember its master daily routine…
Swimming 1X
Steamboat 1X
Badminton 4X
Movies….. And so forth

# Be Aware#
Ironically, if a year contract is to be disobeyed...
Feeling of abandoned, anger and hatred started to creep in! watch out for the multiples tactics to get back master’s attention!

Started with something small so-called psychology game

Outcome 1: Angry and merajuk
Outcome 2: Bark, Bark and bark

Outcome 3: Cry for sympathy… 扮可怜，搏同情 (act pity for sympathy)
Outcome 4: Beg and beg for continuation of a year contract Remark: It's nature or Drama??!! Who says 好狗不挡路? (good dog no block road)

If fail in psychology game, it continues with something BIG

Play Food Boycott
Outcome: Still eating though…
Remark: Totally spoon-fed! Food need to be served right in front of it! The food given by master will be ignored and rejected initially showing its dissatisfaction and irritation. What a cool dog! But hours later, when tummy ‘echoes’ … it will naturally beg for food!

If fail, Play Runaway
Outcome: Still there though….
Remark: Excellent attempt for not once but several times!! If there’s gut in you, please let me see a real runaway!

If still Fail, Play Hide and Seek in the park
Outcome: Lost and found
Remark: Quoted from Ben “Lost and found, a gift and more important a lesson.” But to me, a little modification has to be done on the quote; “Lost and found, a mistake and more important a catastrophe”

If again Fail, Play Apoptosis
Outcome: Still alive anyway. Still breathing, still can eat, and still can bark though….
Remark: Sometimes dog reach their breaking point too. A traumatized dog wanted to commit suicide but fail??!! Suicide or just another Mock??!! Suicide is just a laughing matter when it deals with charcoal!!?? Please try this next time...

If all Fail, changed mission to disturb not only the master but others too…

Play barking at midnight
The outcome: Disturb people’s sleeping time
Remark: Stop all the ‘monkey-drama”! F**k off and stop barking!

If Fail, play Thief game
Outcome: Creep into other’s territory and stole other’s belonging
Remark: An abhorrent crime. Please respect other’s privacy! Who’s calling who a thief??!!

Conclusion: An extraordinary mad dog. Allow me to mark from Dr Chan words, even dogs feel disgraced and shameful as they’re being compared with SOB. Why not? SOB is definitely much much more lower rank than a dog. Much more Cheaper… Much more nauseating. Avalanche of Bull Shits!


“ Who let’s the Son of Bitch out??!! Woof woof woof woof…