-Teeth Duplication-

Date: 26th Nov 2008
Time: 3.00pm (15 min)
Venue: Dentistry Faculty of University Malaya
Mission: Teeth Duplication??!!

Dentist in charge: Dr. Omar Nabil

-Procedures-

1. Add 3 scoop of alginate powder and water.

2. Incorporate alginate powder and water by mixing the mixture thoroughly to ensure a homogenous and smooth mix is obtained

3. Pour the alginate impression onto trays

4. Place the impression tray into the mouth

5. Leave alginate impressions in at least 2 minutes for more accurate impression

5. Remove the impression tray

and then Gargle

6. Kautim!

SMILE Lah...

=My Teeth Impression=

While other required JUST ONE SHOT to obtain their teeth's impression

but the unfortunate me required -3 Attemptssss- to get an accurate alginate impression for my upper arch!

How does it TASTE like??!!

~Feeling like chewing BUBBLE GUM~

Wondering why I have to make an alginate impression of my own teeth??!!

As I overheard unclearly the conversation between my friends and Dr. Omar

about the research he carried out

Out of curiosity...

Adam: Eh, why Dr. Omar took our teeth impressions for?

ACC: I’m not sure wor… but he said...

Chinese’s teeth are "monkey-like"Adam: What??!! Monkey-like??

Waloeh! Insulting isn't it??!!

How can you compare Chinese's teeth to Mr.MonKey below??

Are you serious?!!

Being inquisitive, I directly asked Dr. Omar for a clearer clarification

-OIC-

It’s "Mongol-like" lah

Not "monkey-like"

BIG SIGHHHH

“Mongol-like” or Mongoloid in fact is a racial category to describe the appearance of East Asian peoples...

The truth is Dr. Omar needed 100 Teeth Impressions samples from Mongoloid, Caucasoid and Negroid for his research purposes!

Beside getting a new experience for making my own Teeth Impression

Within 15min I earned

RM15.00

HAHAHA NO FREE LUNCH IN THIS WORLD... MONEY NOT ENOUGH!

(Frankly this is the Main reason I went for this Teeth impression)

Have you guys watched this movie before ?

COMING SOON IN CINEMA.....

-QUARANTINE 2-

Yeah I know I look SCARYyyYY>>>>>

-Mr.Baoz's SpokePerson-

Take a Closer Look...

What's Your Guess??!!

Big Apple Donuts?

Or JCO Donuts?

In fact non of the above! They are actually Bao!

If you're tired of Donuts that makes you a Nut?

Tired of monotonous bao we used to have in the chinese restaurant?

Perhaps you should try out this one... Mr. Baoz is quite happening in Taiwan and now its here in Malaysia-Pavilion! What's makes it so special, i believe is nothing else but the...

-Diversity of Baoz-

Nothing wrong with your eyes...

Aren't they look similar to Donuts??!!

- My Say-

First and for most, Mr.Baoz ain't paying me any penny for promoting their Baoz!

I'm not their spokeman either.

However, as a consumer...Why not have a try on these 'newbies' in Malaysia?!

A plagirism??!! A competition with Big Apple?

A Chinese Delicacies?

A Sedap Yum Yum Baoz?

Feeling little Hungry now?

Tempting and Looks Delicious aren't they?

Look!! I finished them up! Empty plates!

-The Price and The Choices-

Woaz many choices to pick! "Finger linking good" Quoted from KFC

They are having promotion too! Then "What's ya flava?!" Baskin Robin

Worth paying or not??!! It's your say! But it's definately Worth Trying!

Now come to the most important part!

-The Bill-

The best part is there's is NO Service Charge and Goverment Tax!

-Spokeperson??-

This photo look similar pose to the previous one but indeed I'm eating different Baoz! Hey Mr.Baoz! You can consider hiring me as your spokeman!!

Haha! I think you really gotta pay me for promoting ya Boaz! Joking!

If I'm not the suitable ones.....

Why not Amy Yip Chi-Mei be the spokewoman??!!In fact she has the real potential! When people around the world especially chineses mentioned her name! One thing creep smoothly into our mind! I'm 100% sure this time...Her Boobs are the Baos (Yip Chi-Mei Bao)

The REAL BIGGGGGGG ones

This marketing strategy I predict could attract more and more customers...
However If she really become the spokewoman, then Mr. Baoz should ensure their Bao should be proportional to the spokewoman's Boobs! Should make it bigger!

I'm 300% sure this time that the below shoutouts will no longer Exist...

"Mr.Baoz but 吃不饱 (Eat Not Full)"

-The 5 Lessons-

Today as I was leisurely walking and taking my bird’s eye view around 1 Utama with my friend just to fill our ample time before “The Coffin” started. Not really an impressive one!I came across two outlets that I used to work before, Padini Authenthic and G2000.

An experience to share and 5 lessons to learn

As I was a sales assistance of Padini Authentic, I was trained by Miss Pigeon (a secondary messenger). She really guided and taught me lots to become a professional sales assistance. Thus I paid highy respect on her! Even though she is sometimes quite strict but I knew her motive is to turn me into an excellent sales assistant. Indeed I was touched when she credited me as a real potential in the making. Felt honoured and really motivating. Her words are the spur to make me work harder!

After months working under Padini, then I transferred to G2000 outlet for better pay, I had to adapt to the new environment for instance a new system! Well human nature, they love to compare and contrast ‘new and old’. It’s my mistake to tell Miss Pigeon about the working environment in G2000. It’s my mistake to make comparison of her guidance and G2000 senior sales assistance’s guidance. Again my mistake to grumble when thing goes wrong!

It happened to me when Miss Gorilla (named not based on size) in G2000 sarcastically bombarded me questions asking me what “small reports” I had given to Miss Pigeon. Sigh! Now only I know Miss Gorilla worked under Miss Pigeon before. Miss Gorilla was trained by Miss Pigeon previously. Finally, I realized that Miss Pigeon told Miss Gorilla about my complains and also edited version!

Sadly, what make me frustrated is… I hate to eat “death cat”. I admit I did make comparison between the system and professionalism of G2000 and Padini Authenthic. But I had never ever ever complained about my colleagues! I remembered Miss P asked me if there’s parasitic collegues in G2000. I said “No they’re very helpful indeed”

But how come Miss Gorilla claimed that I complained about my colleagues? Damn it! Do not let me eat “death cat”! I could only make few inferences here; 1st perhaps Miss Pigeon added salt added vinegar in the meal? Or Perhaps Miss Gorilla purposely added more Ajinomotto??!!

Miss Gorilla also sarcastically directly shooting me by saying “Why we both came from the same sifu, but Miss Pigeon trained me so good and trained out such product like you?” Sweat!!!

-THE 5 LESSONS-

Lesson 1:

Do Not Grumble When Thing Goes Wrong!

If you wish to, be Wise to whom you should tell and whom you shouldn’t!

Lesson 2:

Those you highly Respect would end Up Stabbing your Back too!

Especially typical Homosapien who see ghost use ghost’s language and see human use human’s language. Better to be no one’s Dog and involve no politic games if you do not have multiple masks!

Lesson 3:

Act as though you’re stupid, know nothing! Ask more questions and make
superiors feel they’re indeed higher rank and different league than you! But, in fact you’re acting pig eat tiger

Lesson 4:

Whatever criticisms from ‘superior’, just swallow them and assume they’re
singing Opera!

It might be hurt feelings sometimes but no matter hatred or anger,
hold your ‘Qi’ and fart them out! Apply reverse psychology!

Lesson 5:
Hold strong to the Malays saying, “Sabar separuh daripada iman”

and take a deep breath and tell your self...

It’s just Temporary only…

Focus your own things and do it right!

-我忍-