-Da aDam coDe-: -The Scandal-

Sex scandal in reality is one of the top, hottest and allure phenomenon all over the world. The nation are buzzing to obtain the reputable Mr. Chua’s sex video and still fresh in mind, the hundreds of private snapshot of Edison’s leisure time with his babies, and so fourth... All these scandals certainly steal the limelight of another scandal is about to reveal...

-The Doggie Muaksss Monkie??!!!-

Not that one obviously.. but THIS one..... Seriously....

------------COURT CASE-----------
Date: 20/09/2008

Time: No record. But its at night

Venue: Bukit Tinggi Berjaya Hill's Resort

The defendant: He is accused of a range of crimes, from sexual harassment to one nightstand. Proudly present.... Adam the Yellow??!!!

Adam says: All I can say, in defence of my actions, is that I am no doubt a victim of a miscarriage of justice ... This world is unfair! No equal treatment!

The Victims: To dearest....

The 1st victim: Miss Ya Shin

She says: "He is such a pervert!!! Turn him into eunuch instead!!! Cut Cut Cut!!

The 2nd victim: Miss Sze Yin

She says: "No comment... He makes my life miserable. He doesnt care about other feelings! Cruel! I used to be a cheerful person, but after the "inhuman" incident, I evolve into an emotionally unstable lady... Sentense him to Death"

The third victim: errrr Mc??!!

He says: #%$&##%$#@@@### ....... (the ape's language). The humiliation drove the 3rd victim mad, resulting in lost of his own identity and currently is placed in psychiatric hospital for further treatment. The side effect: His sweetheart undergo meditation for the PEACE of Mind!

Mens Rea-Criminal intent: REVENGE !!

-The Bully-

-The Isolation:Feeling out of group!-

-Too much of Bir causes unconcious mind-

CRIME I: Rape Case or One Night Stand???!!!

To the court, this version is told.......
Adam sings: "Come my lady, come, come my lady, You're my butterfly... Sugar baby..." But then we both shouted: "Yaaaaaaa maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Teeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......." But who knows the truth behind? The exact version should be.... Adam says: "Really want me to do such 'things'? Im guilty okay...." They shout: "Eeeeee.... Wait wait wait....Wear condom first...Banana flavor please!!! AIDS prevention!!"

Again they accused: "We both cried and cried and cried all night longs.... Trauma!!!!!" Thats too much from them. Shameful to speak it out in public, but to prove innocent, I had to tell the truth without hiding. The truth should be.... SzeYin says: "Eh, apa bau Busuk tu??!!" Yashin says: "Yerrrr... Petai + Durian!!!" Adam says: "Excuse me, Fart Time! Paiseh"
Adam's defense: A picture speaks a thousand words... Her smile tells it ALL.. so SOLID evidence.... she did it willingly... no coercsion!

- CRIME II: Two Cocks Standing -

To the Court, this version is told... MC says: " What the F***!!! He pushed me into the bathtub and ..... arrrggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" But Who knows the truth?? Adam's Defense: "The main CULPRIT -Mr.Sam bribed me for doing this CRIME!! His motif is to revenge for the great unrequited love AFFAIR!! And me doing all this to job to get money to pay my debt!

-The $$$ to pay debt for Ah Long-

-Their Forbidden Affair-

-THE END-

A heartful of appreciation to all that involve in this FALSE Sex Scandal CRIME. After all, this is just for Entertainment purpose. No Bad intention! So long and Farewell to Yan Ping who is now enjoying her life to the fullest in JAPAN. Miss you so much....

FriendShip NeveR END......